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The Inagural Short , Round, and Fast LARGE Pizza Mile

I think it is safe to say that a lot of people take up running so they can eat more of the foods they love. Naturally, some crazy runners out there have decided to combine their love of running and food. A good number of races have popped up across the nation over the years. In fact, Runner's World has compiled a Bucket List of 10 Wacky Food Races. By far, the most popular type of food / beverage race is The Beer Mile. The world record for the beer mile currently stands at 4 minutes and 34 seconds! Serious kudos to that guy! The Beer Mile Logo Over the last couple of years, the Taco Mile has been rising in popularity. The editor's of Runner's World even staged their own taco mile on Cinco De Mayo this year. I know that this opinion won't be popular, but I believe that tacos are hardly worthy of having their own speed mile event. The Taco Mile Logo As a runner, and as a food lover, I have been getting the itch to participate in a food race. That being said, I have some issues with participating in the two most popular types of food races. The beer mile is out because I don't drink alcohol or carbonation. I don't think my Mormon bishop would be too pleased to see a member of his flock throwing back a can of beer in between each lap of a 4 lap race (just a hunch). Why not participate in or stage a taco mile? Tacos are a fine food, but I don't find them worth risking serious gastro intestinal distress for. What food do I consider worthy of risking possible gastro intestinal distress and regurgitation for? Yep! You guessed it. PIZZA!!! (more…)

By Nick Bernard, ago
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Two New Running Movies Coming in May!

I love a good sports movie. Lucky for me, sports movies have been a go-to genre in Hollywood for years. Sports movies can typically be produced for low to medium budgets and historically their box office returns assure the studio behind a film a solid return on investment. The sports movie genre is typically represented by two types of films. The outrageously over-the-top comedy (i.e. Bull Durham, Major League, White Men Can't Jump, Tin Cup), and the inspirational, almost always based on a true story, movie (Hoosiers, Rudy, Miracle, Hoop Dreams). Unfortunately, movies about running are typically few and far between. McFarland, the Kevin Costner led Disney film about an upstart cross-country team in a small California farming community that beat the odds and became 9 time state champions is the last running movie released by a major studio (Disney), and that was a couple years ago. Although most of the Hollywood films that have been based on distance running have performed fairly well at the box office, runners are only treated to movies based on their sport once or twice a decade. With that being said, I have GOOD NEWS! (more…)

By Nick Bernard, ago
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Pivot!

I have been getting the itch to write. Although my running has been going well, I haven't had anything noteworthy to blog about. Short, Round, and Fast's about page begins with the words "Marathon Runner, Husband, Father, Movie Buff, Pizza Addict". While I am confident that I have spent plenty of time proclaiming my love for running, my family, and, of course, pizza; I have hardly spent any time writing about my love of movies. While I will still be doing posts about my running and Short, Round, and Fast super fans 1 & 2, I will also doing posts about my passion for movies. So, without further explanation, I declare like Ross from friends that it is time to PIVOT! Friends Pivot (more…)

By Nick Bernard, ago